remus getting a phone call like “moony? remember when you said not to adopt anymore homeless animals? about that” and he goes home and the living room is full of strays, and sirius is just sitting there innocently
it’s a bit rich the queen thinking selfies are ‘strange’ though, because her face is on all the money and the stamps and there are pictures of her and all her inbred gang of mouthbreathing overly toothy relatives fucking everywhere in this country. get to fuck.
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel